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Fiiiiiishsticks!!

This word of wisdom brought to you by a not-nearly-drunk-enough Fi.

Do a little dance!

Citizen Peter requests that in future he be referred to as Citizen Susan.

Such is the word as spoken direct from his mouth.

~Y.T. Reporting the truth as it becomes apparent.

and this young man wanders up, bemoaning his great age, the crook in his back, the fact that his hip twinges when the weather changes.
Yes, wOOt, by his own declaration, has become an old man.

He says he can see the 17 year olds making the same mistakes he used to make.

This interview reported by Y.T.  The sources are in this case, not at all confidential.

PS: "FUCK YOU I AM A DRAGON" ~wOOt.

Fiona is Pregnant!! With Anita's loveslagchild.  This is why she's marrying Nick.  Tomorrow.  Which is also the due date.


~This important news bulletin brought to you from the office of Y.T.  Sources are confidential.

Will: "On the leg is where my family always did it, so that's acceptable."

Will: "My nostrils are burning, Matt. Burning for you (<3)"

Articulator*: Something that pilots do. They have a special seat for for it
Amy: Ejaculate!

Will: "I wanna watch an ACTION MOVIE!"
Mel: "Phantom of the opera?!"

Mel: "That's cheating, you're supposed to make in your mouth"

Holly: "I take it, from the back"

Meredith: "I'm not giving him a taste for merino!"

Cat: Its not girl-on-girl action, Its Breast Wars!

Cat: Do you know what smells like cum? Uncooked squid!

Phil: "Amy is an enabler."
Trond: "Yes, she's like the drug dealer in this room"

Amy W: What are you doing? Eating antelope? [gateau]

Meredith: Beast, come and snowball me,

Charlene: I've never done a vertical tasting before
Phil: Because after one sip you're on your back?

Questioner in Articulate: Something you get from corpses
Ed: Syphilis?

Cat: Zane let me shoot his thing!

Articulate questioner: You do it to minors and the innocent
Stacey: Seducing!

Charlene: "But, I don't wanna be ridden like a kangaroo" (To Will)

Mel: "Get Out Of My Nose!"

Phil: "I didn't grip it firmly, I just laid back on it"

*1: Articulate is a game of words.

2; Thanks to the contributors for these, particularly Phil.

Schmoo: I've never had a bondage teddy bear
Woot: Peter, are you a 14 year old girl
Peter: Would you like me to be a 14 year old girl.... with facial hair?

from the drinkies:

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Whitt says it sometimes quite concerns me when I look in the mirror after a shave and think "oo hot"

Will says:
You're all a bunch of boring old farts for not being here and witnessing the violence inherent in the system, also woo I can touch type.

Had some completely amusing moments on the way home that I thought I should share with everyone.
Having got home, all I can remember is that I was going to post here. So damn it, I am.

Yes, it's been a good night.

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